I’m Mean Because I Grew Up In New England Military Green Crewneck Sweatshirt

If you grew up in New England, chances are you've been told you're "a little mean" at least once. Around here, we just call it being honest.

This embroidered crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the dry humor, quick wit, and unapologetically direct personality that makes New Englanders who they are. No fake smiles. No unnecessary small talk. Just the truth—with a little sarcasm mixed in.

Featuring premium embroidered lettering on an medium heavy-weight 50/50 cotton-poly sweatshirt feels comfortably without feeling bulky.

Available in three timeless colors:
• Indigo Blue
• Military Green
• Black

Whether you're grabbing an iced coffee in February, spending the weekend down the Cape, hitting your favorite bar, or just trying to avoid making conversation with strangers, this sweatshirt does the talking for you.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidery available on left/center chest or large center, plus optional wrist embroidery
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; DTF inner neck labels

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean